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  1. My first week and a half of summer in recap:

    • Hookah bars and strange men who avoid eye contact
    • Strip KEMPS and Karah’s house
    • Death of Nathan Gentry
    • Lazer tag and Steak n’ shake
    • P90x every morning with Alex
    • Driving downtown and drug tests
    • Stuart’s going away fiesta before camp/sleepover at Jake’s
    • Graduation and graduation party

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  2. I am way too amused by this.

    I am way too amused by this.

    (Source: wishtag)

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  3. katiekadence: wynaut: the-daily-punctilio: ohmy-abed: noo-me-gusta: tamingofthemoose: So this lady I work with always leave her plentyoffish.com profile open at work. We decided to look through it and here is a picture we found lol. Her name is redhotmama05 XD. OH MY GOD LMFAO THIS LADY SWIPES MY CARD FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER AND MEGAN JUST TOLD ME AND NOW I CAN’T BREATHE AND I’LL NEVER LOOK INTO HER CRAZY FUCKING EYES THE SAME WAY AGAIN This woman has worked in the cafeteria at my school for as long as I’ve been here.  I think this is second only to the Bebop Scott debacle in terms of “Holy shit, people have strange social lives”. SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD I knew she partied hard. I remember her. She was the bitchy one with the shaky hands. She always made me extremely uncomfortable.

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    wynaut:

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    tamingofthemoose:

    So this lady I work with always leave her plentyoffish.com profile open at work. We decided to look through it and here is a picture we found lol. Her name is redhotmama05 XD.

    OH MY GOD LMFAO

    THIS LADY SWIPES MY CARD FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER AND MEGAN JUST TOLD ME AND NOW I CAN’T BREATHE AND I’LL NEVER LOOK INTO HER CRAZY FUCKING EYES THE SAME WAY AGAIN

    This woman has worked in the cafeteria at my school for as long as I’ve been here.  I think this is second only to the Bebop Scott debacle in terms of “Holy shit, people have strange social lives”.

    SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD

    I knew she partied hard.

    I remember her. She was the bitchy one with the shaky hands. She always made me extremely uncomfortable.

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  5. kittenmeats: “The Fat Black Pussycat” (1963) - Harold Lea

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    “The Fat Black Pussycat” (1963) - Harold Lea

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  6. I love my friends. I love my boyfriend. I love playing games and running around. I love today.

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  7. So today I realized something. Reagrdless of how much weight I’ve lost, how good my hair and makeup look, how well my clothes fit, and how often my boyfriend reminds me of how he feels, I will always be self-conscious. It has been so much a part of me that I don’t feel as if it will ever be gone. That being said, I’m going to do whatever I can to make myself feel as confident and beautiful as I’ve always imagined.

    So today I realized something. Reagrdless of how much weight I’ve lost, how good my hair and makeup look, how well my clothes fit, and how often my boyfriend reminds me of how he feels, I will always be self-conscious. It has been so much a part of me that I don’t feel as if it will ever be gone. That being said, I’m going to do whatever I can to make myself feel as confident and beautiful as I’ve always imagined.

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  8. reason #1 why i can't sext

    • boy: baby let me just lick you all over you're so hot
    • me: yes this is acceptable to me
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  9. Shmeep

    Many thoughts…

    • the english AP test is tomorrow. I’m incredibly anxious, even though I’m easily one of the best writers in the grade. I despise AP tests.
    • this has been a very good week in terms of my relationship. No fighting, lots of lovey stuff. So let’s keep that up.
    • I have 5 days of high school left. Wednesday is my last day. This is my last weekend. It’s crazy.
    • You know, if you would have asked me a year and a half ago where I would be mentally and emotionally at this point, it’d be completely different. So much has changed since junior year.
    • sometimes I really miss smoking. It’s bad in so many ways, but that doesn’t change how attached i became. It’s been a long time since, so it’d be nice to stick with that even though it’s summer.
    • I need to get out of this house. I need independence. I just don’t want to lose everything I have.
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